Laughter- Notorious Womanizer Enters Ladies Toilet
A guy who was a notorious womanizer
entered the ladies toilet of a hotel instead
of the men’s toilet. He sat down and noticed
four buttons with the following inscriptions on
them: WW, WA, PP, APR. Curious, he pressed
the WW button. His buttocks was gently sprayed
with warm water.
GUY: I love this!
He pressed the WA button. A blast of warm
air dried his buttocks.
GUY: Wow! I’m loving this.
He pressed the PP button. A powder
puff rubs on his buttocks and makes him smell
GUY: This is good, look at how i’m being
pampered, i truly truly love this.
He pressed the last button, which is the APR button
and woke up in a hospital bed.
NURSE: Sir, did you press the APR button.
GUY: Yes, yes, i pressed it.
NURSE: APR means Automatic Pad Remover.
I’m sorry sir, when the machine couldn’t
find a pad on you, it went for your balls,
Your balls are in this Jar.